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Scary shit
This page details the very twisted connections between Sharon Tate, Mia Farrow, the Manson family, and the Beatles. Even I'M convinced. By the way.. as soon as I typed that sentence, John Lennon's 'Imagine' started playing on the radio. Coincidence? Maybe.
http://www.sci.fi/~phinnweb/livingroom/rosemary/
Thursday, May 25, 2000 09:39pm
TV Personality massacre
A "chance" to "kill" the character of your choice from the tv show of your choice in whatever style you want. It's quite gratifying to know that out of the approximate 20 Buffy characters to kill, Cordelia is only the 4th least popular murder victim. Umm.. anyway..
Quote: "buffy's mom has more fingers than a kik kak machine."
http://www.whowouldyoukill.com
Thursday, May 25, 2000 09:32pm
Jan Brady's Personal Diary
I still think Jan would have been the pretty one if she didn't insist on having those stupid curls on the sides of her head. But that's besides the point. These fictional (?) diary entries are hilarious. Unless you're a Marcia-ette... you demonic sluts, you.
http://www.personal.kent.edu/~tstuby/Brady.html
Tuesday, May 23, 2000 12:14pm
For People With Heaps Of Time
This site has a whole bunch of crazy cgi sort of games to play, which all sound rather enticing, but after my computer froze when accessing the YesUmNo game, I lost all interest. But who knows, maybe you'll get a thrill. The Headline Machine is just dumb.
http://www.danzen.com
Sunday, April 23, 2000 02:32 p.m.
They'll make FAQ sheets about anything these days
A Kool Aid FAQ. It may seem ridiculous, but it is quite compelling. Who knew Kool Aid had so many uses?? An American girl I knew in Primary School was sent packets of Kool Aid every week by her grandmother, and she got us all hooked. I'm tempted to order a big box of the stuff just to dye my hair and tye dye my bedsheets and make Kool Aid flavoured ice cream. Here's an idea: Kool Aid Easter Eggs!
http://www.cs.ruu.nl/wais/html/na-dir/food/kool-aid-faq.html
Sunday, April 23, 2000 02:23 p.m.
Happy Dead Jesus Day
Was it today? Or did he die Friday? Now that I think about it, he came back to life today. Happy Undead Jesus Day! If Jesus were in a Buffy episode, he'd be evil. With horns. A British accent wouldn't hurt, either. I know this is a boring link, but it's in the spirit of things. Zombies and such.
http://www.holidays.net/easter
Saturday, April 22, 2000 02:47 p.m.
Ok..
Well I managed to explore further into the scarily happy fluffy webpage mentioned below, and I'm happy to say it's satire. I think I'm happy about it. This site is funny, but I'm also very scared at the same time. This is like a scary movie where the ingenue gets way too involved in something creepy, and then dies.
http://www.gothic.net/~coffin/rainbow/index.html
Saturday, April 22, 2000 02:25 p.m.
drugdealerstore.com
These are the looooserz that stiffed me outta 10 bucks just because I live in Australia.
http://www.drugstore.com
Saturday, April 22, 2000 02:18 p.m.
Fluffy stuff
People often say someone's crazy when they draw severed heads or write stories about blood loss, or stare at dead animals on the street. But what about those people who are way TOO happy and nice? Using phrases like "Aren't fluffy things just the best things in the whole wide world? You can cuddle them and squeeze them until their little eyes pop right out of their heads!" The fact that this site is at the address gothic.net/~coffin really doesn't help, either.
http://www.gothic.net/~coffin/rainbow/fluffy.html
Saturday, April 22, 2000 01:58 p.m.
Free For Chat
Screw these losers. I recieved an e-mail a month or so ago inviting me to post my picture on their website. I decided.. why not? Last year I was on the 'ICQ BEAUTIES OF AUSTRALIA' list which was hilarious, and thought this was an upgrade or something to that degree. I didn't know it was a lonely frickin hearts club. Everytime I start my ICQ, 4 people from Brazil (they're always from Brazil, for some reason) want to get to know me better.
http://www.freeforchat.com/
Saturday, April 22, 2000 01:50 p.m.
The Editing Room
I just find this page really funny. Basically, it's a satire of popular movies in the form of abridged scripts. You can even submit your own. My personal favourites include Vampires, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer and Rush Hour.
http://ter.air0day.com/archives.shtml
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