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You're all about romantic love, and you would do anything for your man. You will be successful in your life and relationships as long as you can keep a handle on your oral fixations. 37!! That's just too much!

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Saturday, January 26, 2002, 08:35 p.m.

Well, I just don't believe it. The name 'Ariana' is, apparently, the 66th most popular baby name for 2001. There was a time when you couldn't even arrest an Ariana. This is going to take some getting used to.

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Monday, January 14, 2002, 08:37 p.m.

The Friday Five

1. What was your first job?
I worked in a Chinese take-out place. I was 14, and almost had a mental break down when a woman called and said her order hadn't come, and I apologised like crazy even though it really had nothing to do with me. Hey, it was my first day. What can you do?

2. How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Seven years old. A very smooth Greek guy (ALSO seven years old, thank you), who was more interested in me than I was with him, took advantage of me behind the toilet block.

3. What was your first car? What happened to it?
I've never had a car. I've had bikes, though. I outgrew them. I get sad thinking about where they must be now.

4. What was your first concert?
Johnny Cash. I was like, 3. I really liked the Cash man.

5. How do you plan to spend your weekend?
Well, it's Monday. I don't know what I'm doing next weekend. Most likely wasting my time at some coffeeshop instead of actually doing something productive. Is this question going to be asked every week? ..who am I actually directing that question to?

friday five

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Saturday, January 5, 2002, 11:14 a.m.

The Friday Five

1. You've just won a complete collection of movies starring one actor - what actor would you pick?
Audrey Hepburn. Or Woody Allen.

2. What was the last movie you saw in a theater?
Lord of the Rings. I didn't like it so much.

3. What was the last video or DVD that you bought?
The Sopranos First Season box set on DVD for my mum.

4. What movie could you watch over and over again and not get sick of?
Oh God. Um. Breakfast at Tiffany's. High Fidelity. Play It Again, Sam. I named 3 because I couldn't decide.

5. How do you plan to spend your weekend?
Plans? What plans? So far, this quiz is all I've done. Somebody save me.


Take the 100 Acre Personality Quiz!

I am 87.5% British, just like
Mr Bean
Shy to the point of ridicule, you've probably never been out of the UK.

Take the Brit Quiz at
www.darrenlondon.tripod.com/britquiz1.htm

Quiz written by Daz
Alice

You're just a girl; you tend to get frustrated easily, you daydream quite a bit, and you try to avoid making trouble, though curiosity always gets the better of you. Even under tight circumstances, however, you put aside (some of) your fear and figure out what's the best thing to do. You want a better understanding of your world.

Alternative name: La La Lovelace (okay, whatever)

Metal Name: Trixy Bash (huh)

Country Name: Minnie "Pepper Sprout" Watson (get fucked)

Pop Rock Name: Katie Racket (I think my name is musical enough as it is, so they can stuff these cutesy-pooh names)

mp3.com Rock star name

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Thursday, January 3, 2002, 08:33 p.m.

Though I didn't really care for Lord of the Rings, I did fall madly in love with the character Legolas. Who would have thought 7 foot elves with pointy ears could be so sexy? Here is a site semi-devoted to the actor that played him.

I'm just a big nerd.

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Thursday, January 3, 2002, 07:57 p.m.

I seem to be having a problem getting my entries to show up when I've added them.. meaning, they DON'T show up. Except when I use the address http://web.pitas.com/shag - and it's pissing me off. Mail me if you want to be helpful.

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Thursday, January 3, 2002, 07:53 p.m.

Approximately 21 people have been arrested for arson, starting the bushfires burning all over New South Wales. As punishment, they're to apologise to every person they afflicted. Most of them are juveniles, so they'll be thoroughly embarassed. Cool. I think as an added punishment, their own houses should be burned to the ground. I would laugh most heartedly.

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Wednesday, January 2, 2002, 10:27 p.m.

On my way home from work this afternoon, I swung by the video store. I received a DVD player for Christmas, and I've loved it. Have you ever SEEN a close-up on Winona Ryder's face in DVD quality? So pretty. My pretty little Nono.

I had to return Edward Scissorhands and Requiem for a Dream and wanted to pick up a couple more. Now, the aforementioned are a tough act to follow, but I figured only the cream of the crop would be DVD available, so why is it that everything I find is crap? Well, not crap, but nothing to write home about. I also had to keep in mind that I was looking for something my mother and younger brother would be interested in. My brother likes Adam Sandler movies, so I didn't even bother keeping his tastes in mind. No, honest, anything besides Big Momma's House would be of no significance to him.

My mum and I share the same tastes, but I think sometimes she's an even bigger movie snob than I am. She didn't care much for Erin Brockovich, Bridget Jones' Diary or High Fidelity, all of which I thought she'd be keen on, so while it's easy choosing stuff she won't hate, it's even more arduous searching for something she'll love.

I eventually settled for Grosse Pointe Blank (because we both love John Cusack), The Mexican (I love Julia Roberts, she doesn't, but we both love James Gandolfini), and Silence of the Lambs (we've seen it a zillion times but we love it anyway).

I also figured getting Silence of the Lambs would be worth all the special features included on the 2 disc set. 2 disc set! That's got to be good. But I get it home and lo, there is only one disc... yeah, I was pretty baffled, too. So we put on Silence of the Lambs and the disc was all fucked up in the middle. Like, it would just freeze and skip to the next chapter, which means we missed out on: the butterfly in the victim's mouth, the news reporting Catherine's disappearance, Catherine's mother meeting with Hannibal Lector and - just to add insult to injury - Clarice telling Hannibal Lector all about her childhood therefore EXPLAINING just HOW the movie got it's frickin' title.

Man, if I hadn't seen that movie innumerable times before, I would have been SO puh-issed. But we didn't even get the disc with all the cool stuff so I am puh-issed and I'm going back there tomorrow. On my day off, which will be really hot just like today thanks to these bushfires. Just for that disc THEY forgot. They really should be coming to me. Ha ha.

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Tuesday, January 1, 2002, 05:30 p.m.

Happy New Year to all. God bless us, everyone. Right, so, I haven't done the webpage thang in a couple of months, and here I am subjecting myself to it's neon claws once again. WHY DO I KEEP PUNISHING MYSELF? If by some weird coincidence you followed my old stuff, you'll know I keep disappearing. This is NOT my fault. I have been naive enough to trust free webhosting, and this results in surprise advertisements rendering the pages unreadable, or the servers just suddenly crash, which was the cause of my eccentrix page caving in.

Pitas.com has always been reliable, though I really haven't had much use for it before, so here I am giving it a try. This page will be even more pointless than the ones it followed, but I don't care, because I am the queen of pointless.

I am re-writing this. The last entry deleted itself and I can't be bothered typing up everything I wrote AGAIN so I'm sorry this is so pointless. Just remember who I am. Go look at my mixes or something. They might suck but you're the bored one here.

Have I mentioned one of my resolutions this year is to be less cynical and abusing?

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